Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Because they love to play ball!
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was the bee sad?
Where do termites go camping?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?