Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Because they love to play ball!
How do chickens leave the highway?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What animal loves a baseball game?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What goes zzub, zzub?