What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why was the snake coughing so much?