What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?