Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?