What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do insects learn at school?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?