Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's the holiest insect?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the baby cookie cry?