Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
When does a horse talk?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Who invented fractions?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?