What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What vegetables do librarians like?