What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?