Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What sport are eggs the best at?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?