Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How did the toad die?
How do you make antifreeze?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?