What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?