Why do cats love to work?
They're purr-fect at everything they do.
What do you do when two snails fight?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the frog starve?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the foal cough?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?