Why do cats love to work?
They're purr-fect at everything they do.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?