What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where are average things manufactured?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?