Where do pigs love to take naps?
In a ham-mock.
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?