Where do pigs love to take naps?
In a ham-mock.
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?