What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Who won the race between two balls of string?