What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call a sad latte?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?