What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?