What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?