What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How do locomotives know where to go?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A book just fell on my head.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How does dinner smell?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?