What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why was the broom late for school?
How does a lion greet other animals?
When do mice play every day?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why are stones so good at music?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are trees so good at interior design?