What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Which animal should never work for the government?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?