What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
A Blockbuster.
Where do mice leave their boats?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a forklift?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?