What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
A Blockbuster.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?