What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?