What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
If you need help building an ark...
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
When do astronauts eat?
When do mice play every day?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?