Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
What is a mom's favorite game?
How does a cow do math?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How did the toad die?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?