Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?