What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing!
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?