Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the foal cough?