Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do you raise a baby elephant?