What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is the color of the wind?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?