What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a tired tree?