What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
VioLINT.
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Surprise!!!!
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's the holiest insect?
When fish play football, who is the captain?