What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Fed extra.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?