Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Darth Waiter.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What makes pirates such good singers?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?