Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Darth Waiter.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do fairies always drink?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?