What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
What do elves learn in school?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?