Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why do bees buzz?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's black and white and red all over?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?