Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why is the beach so confident?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why are bakers paid so much money?