Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?