Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?