How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the difference between soccer and football?