What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?