What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the turtle cross the road?