Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?