Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why do cats love to work?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?