What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Wonky.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call a sad latte?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do fish do at parades?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?