What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Wonky.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?