What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What does an evil hen lay?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?