What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
Why are turtles so shy?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did you learn in school today, son?