What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why are winter days great?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did March say to the madness?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are cars magic?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?