What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why is money so stubborn?