What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
A MoonPie®.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?