What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
A MoonPie®.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What siblings are always sad?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How do fleas travel?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?