What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
Which animals make the best football players?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What animal floats best?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do cows say on NYE?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are goats so funny?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What car can't keep a secret?