What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?