What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is blue and not heavy?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the confused bee say?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?