What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a small mom?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?