What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do moms make good vintners?