What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why is a computer so smart?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?