Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the ocean say to the beach?