Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which bug is related to you?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?