Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?