What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
The Twist!
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do snowmen get information?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?