Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Sarah Jessica Parker.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?