Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the cat so small?