What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why are ghosts always single?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How do bears keep cool?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What tree has the most bark?