What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What day is your mom always right?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What horn never makes a sound?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
We had a discussion about roses.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?