Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do mice need oiling?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?