Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?