What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?