What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which relative loves rice?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What shape has a knighthood?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?