What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?