What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What makes a glow worm glow?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a household of counselors?