What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
