What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Surprise!!!!
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What makes pirates such good singers?