What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is another name for a cow?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the confused bee say?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?